Principles of Economics(Mankiw, N. Gregory)

　
　
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"


That's Direct Marketing.


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You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.


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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.


The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say,


"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"


That's Public Relations.

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You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."


That's Brand Recognition.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"


She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.


That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a lottery.


that's stock option.

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

but you only have a credit card and debt.

that's accounting fraud(window dressing).